Today I dropped my Taco Bell Cinnamon twists on the passenger side floor in my car. I sadly looked at them sprinkled across my floor mat. I stretched my arm out and tried so hard to move them with Jedi powers. I tried using my Yoda voice...tried curling my fingers filled with magical powers...I tried staring at them intently. I even tried to beg them. Nothing worked. The sprinkled cinnamon lying across my seat and flowing onto the floor taunted me. I leaned over and grabbed the ones I could reach. I mean, the 5 second rule didn't apply in my car.. would it?
One day, I will have mind control and I will be able to raise a cinnamon twist. I know it to be so.....
too be continued......
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