It's not water boarding if it's out of love

I don't know how.. but I have become one of those people that loves their pet. I am in love with our bunny. Her actual name is Mocha, even though I like to lengthen her name and call her Mochachino. I find myself giving her kisses before I leave for work and stopping by the store to get her new toys and snacks. I realized today that it is full blown love and that perhaps I treat her better than humans. A few nights ago she has got a dirty schnozzola. I had this great idea of getting a warm wash cloth and quickly wiping her snuffleupagus. Apparently that was not a welcomed idea by my daughter (the real owner of MY hausenfeffer) . She quickly snapped... "NO Mom you are not going to water board the bunny!" I guess I hadn't thought of it like that. How 'bout a warm shower or putting her head over a warm steam vaporizer or even a tea kettle? None of these ideas were acceptable. All of these genius ideas were only formed out of love for Mochachino and her yucky nose. Oh well.. I guess she will just have goo stuck to her fur..even though it looks icky. It's ok, I still love her and she loves me.