Really?!

Really Victoria Secret bra lady?  Really? At my age do you think your gonna tell me I am wearing the wrong size bra? Do you think this is the Oprah Winfrey show or an article in Glamour? That was soooo 10 years ago.  I have evolved and learned from the error in the ways of my female predecessors. The other 80% of women that have wandered through life incorrectly covering and lifting their bosoms. So I came in happily to accept my free panties and use my $10 off a bra coupon. I was like a lamb to the slaughter immediately. I was greeted by no less than 2 women....no..they are girls... walking around in professional attire. I began shopping. I guess i was looking uncertain of my own bra confidence.  I should have known the universal sign of an imposition. She had the measuring tape slung around her tiny young neck as if Victoria herself had knighted her with the secret of breast knowledge.  I fell for it. I was bamboozled into going behind the curtain.  5 bras and 3 new size tries later...it was decided i WAS maybe right with my current size.  Really? To add insult to injury...someone took my coupon and panties off of the chair. Yes, walked away with my freebies. Really?? Tiny Amanda could sense my frustration. Perhaps it was because i slowly was wrapping her tape measure around her neck. No no...not really but DEFIANTLY in my mind. They were kind enough to give them to me anyhow.  I walked out sweaty,annoyed,  no new sexy bra and only with my freebie consolation prize of cheeky hipster panties.  Really VS???