I just want to put a big thank you out to those driving the speed limit in the left lane on the highway. I really appreciate your attempt to avoid a speeding ticket for you and all those forced to follow behind you. Thank you, but now move the fuck over. Maybe i am willing to risk a ticket. Maybe i desperately want to support the state with a payment in my honor to the court or DMV. The only thing worse or even more annoying are those just barely going over the posted speed. They will go 2-5 over...but NOT a mph more. I can almost hear them saying "you can go around me". No..no i cant if you keep up with the cars in the slow lane. Seriously? Dont save me from myself...save yourself from your Geico deductible when someone plows into you to get around you.
Look...all i know is...i got shit to do and your clippin my wings.....Im a peacock and I've gotta fly!!!
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