Haiku to Chilli Cheese Fries

Salty and cheesy
Yet so deliciously good
Ignored how greasy

Awoke in the night
Intestines in a revolt
Too late for penance

All filled with regret
Popping Bentyl like Pez
Have learned my lesson

Just a small smackerel?

I guess its a bad sign when i ate my sandwich at 9:30 am. To make it all worse is i sit across from the kitchen and i am smelling someones yummy lunch. All i want is pizza right now. The tragic part to this story is that pay day is tomorrow. I am flat broke with $2 in my purse. I have barely enough gas to get home tonight. And even that might be a crap shoot. I  cant even drive to McDonald's to partake in the dollar menu. *tear* It's a sad story filled with woe and weeping....but hey...it forces me to not regret my eating choices.

Except for at this moment i could eat a whole wildabeast.  That probably has a lot of calories, carbs, sodium and any other shit i think makes food delicious.